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-'''Osmo Olut''' is a Relatively young Company in Stalburg, which produces Beer, advertised as the strongest one around.
+'''Osmo Olut''' is a relatively young Company in Stalburg. Osmo Olut produces beer, and it is advertised as the strongest in the world, by 2 times the strength.
-''Olut'' means beer in finnish.
+Osmo Olut can be proven to be ludicrously strong, as it causes Mark to hallucinate severely while under the influence, in the achievement Enjoy Ice Cold Osmo Olut.
-Many people call Osmo Olut the Destroyer of Stalburg, since everyone is drunk, and no one does their Job anymore, especially [[Robin]].
+''Olut'' means beer in Finnish.
-There are rumours too, that the Osmo Beer might be polluted by shrooms,
+The company has a slogan seen many places, that reads, ''"You know what you need"''
-because the "Shroom" Coffee (at the Mulex Copan Machine) has nearly the same effect as completing the Beer Master [[Achievements| Achievement]], which is done by drinking 5 Osmo Olut.
+Many people call Osmo Olut the Destroyer of Stalburg, since everyone is drunk, and no one does their job anymore, especially [[Robin]].
-Also, the Chef of the Osmo Company is said to be corrupt, since he has a lot of political Power over Stalburg.
+There are rumours too, that the Osmo beer might be polluted by the toxic green shrooms native to Stalburg.
-Here is their Advertise, and a poster made by the few Protesters:
+This is suspected because the "Shroom" Coffee (at the Mulex Copan Machine) has nearly the same effect as completing the Beer Master [[Achievements| Achievement]], which is done by drinking 5 Osmo Oluts in rapid succession.
+The CEO of Osmo Olut is suspected to be corrupt, since he has a lot of political power and influence over Stalburg.
+Here is an example of an advertisement for Osmo Olut, and a poster made by protesters of Osmo Olut's business practices:
 [[File:OsmoOlutMainAd1.png|600px]] [[File:OsmoOlutProtest1.png|600px]]