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'''Osmo Olut''' is a relatively young Company in Stalburg. Osmo Olut produces beer, | '''Osmo Olut''' is a relatively young Company in Stalburg. Osmo Olut produces beer, which is advertised as the strongest in the world. | ||
The Beer is proven to be ludicrously strong, as it causes Mark to hallucinate severely while under the influence, in the [[achievements|Achievement]] "Beer Master". | |||
''Olut'' means beer in Finnish. | ''Olut'' means beer in Finnish. | ||
The company has a slogan seen many places, that reads | The company has a slogan seen many places, that reads ''"You know what you need"'' | ||
Many people call Osmo Olut the Destroyer of Stalburg, since everyone is drunk, and no one does their job anymore, especially [[Robin]]. | Many people call Osmo Olut the Destroyer of Stalburg, since everyone is drunk, and no one does their job anymore, especially [[Robin]]. | ||
There are rumours | There are rumours that the Osmo beer might be polluted by the toxic green shrooms native to Stalburg. | ||
This is suspected because the "Shroom" Coffee (at the Mulex Copan Machine) has nearly the same effect as completing the Beer Master [[Achievements| Achievement]] | This is suspected because the "Shroom" Coffee (at the Mulex Copan Coffee Machine) has nearly the same effect as completing the Beer Master [[Achievements| Achievement]] mentioned above. | ||
The CEO of Osmo Olut is suspected to be corrupt, since he has a lot of political power and influence over Stalburg. | The CEO of Osmo Olut is suspected to be corrupt, since he has a lot of political power and influence over Stalburg. | ||
Here is an example of | Here is an example of the advertisements for Osmo Olut, and a poster made by protesters of Osmo Olut's business practices: | ||
[[File:OsmoOlutMainAd1.png| | [[File:OsmoOlutMainAd1.png|400px]] [[File:OsmoOlutProtest1.png|400px]] | ||