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'''Osmo Olut''' is a relatively young Company in Stalburg. Osmo Olut produces beer, and it is advertised as the strongest in the world, by 2 times the strength.
'''Osmo Olut''' is a relatively young Company in Stalburg. Osmo Olut produces beer, which is advertised as the strongest in the world.


Osmo Olut can be proven to be ludicrously strong, as it causes Mark to hallucinate severely while under the influence, in the achievement Enjoy Ice Cold Osmo Olut.  
The Beer is proven to be ludicrously strong, as it causes Mark to hallucinate severely while under the influence, in the [[achievements|Achievement]] "Beer Master".  


''Olut'' means beer in Finnish.  
''Olut'' means beer in Finnish.  


The company has a slogan seen many places, that reads, ''"You know what you need"''
The company has a slogan seen many places, that reads ''"You know what you need"''


Many people call Osmo Olut the Destroyer of Stalburg, since everyone is drunk, and no one does their job anymore, especially [[Robin]].
Many people call Osmo Olut the Destroyer of Stalburg, since everyone is drunk, and no one does their job anymore, especially [[Robin]].


There are rumours too, that the Osmo beer might be polluted by the toxic green shrooms native to Stalburg.
There are rumours that the Osmo beer might be polluted by the toxic green shrooms native to Stalburg.


This is suspected because the "Shroom" Coffee (at the Mulex Copan Machine) has nearly the same effect as completing the Beer Master [[Achievements| Achievement]], which is done by drinking 5 Osmo Oluts in rapid succession.
This is suspected because the "Shroom" Coffee (at the Mulex Copan Coffee Machine) has nearly the same effect as completing the Beer Master [[Achievements| Achievement]] mentioned above.


The CEO of Osmo Olut is suspected to be corrupt, since he has a lot of political power and influence over Stalburg.
The CEO of Osmo Olut is suspected to be corrupt, since he has a lot of political power and influence over Stalburg.


Here is an example of an advertisement for Osmo Olut, and a poster made by protesters of Osmo Olut's business practices:
Here is an example of the advertisements for Osmo Olut, and a poster made by protesters of Osmo Olut's business practices:


[[File:OsmoOlutMainAd1.png|600px]] [[File:OsmoOlutProtest1.png|600px]]
[[File:OsmoOlutMainAd1.png|400px]] [[File:OsmoOlutProtest1.png|400px]]
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