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'''Osmo Olut''' is a Relatively young Company in Stalburg, which produces Beer, advertised as the strongest one around.
'''Osmo Olut''' is a relatively young Company in Stalburg. Osmo Olut produces beer, and it is advertised as the strongest in the world, by 2 times the strength.


''Olut'' means beer in finnish.  
Osmo Olut can be proven to be ludicrously strong, as it causes Mark to hallucinate severely while under the influence, in the achievement Enjoy Ice Cold Osmo Olut.  


Many people call Osmo Olut the Destroyer of Stalburg, since everyone is drunk, and no one does their Job anymore, especially [[Robin]].
''Olut'' means beer in Finnish.  


There are rumours too, that the Osmo Beer might be polluted by shrooms,
The company has a slogan seen many places, that reads, ''"You know what you need"''


because the "Shroom" Coffee (at the Mulex Copan Machine) has nearly the same effect as completing the Beer Master [[Achievements| Achievement]], which is done by drinking 5 Osmo Olut.
Many people call Osmo Olut the Destroyer of Stalburg, since everyone is drunk, and no one does their job anymore, especially [[Robin]].


Also, the Chef of the Osmo Company is said to be corrupt, since he has a lot of political Power over Stalburg.
There are rumours too, that the Osmo beer might be polluted by the toxic green shrooms native to Stalburg.


Here is their Advertise, and a poster made by the few Protesters:
This is suspected because the "Shroom" Coffee (at the Mulex Copan Machine) has nearly the same effect as completing the Beer Master [[Achievements| Achievement]], which is done by drinking 5 Osmo Oluts in rapid succession.
 
The CEO of Osmo Olut is suspected to be corrupt, since he has a lot of political power and influence over Stalburg.
 
Here is an example of an advertisement for Osmo Olut, and a poster made by protesters of Osmo Olut's business practices:


[[File:OsmoOlutMainAd1.png|600px]] [[File:OsmoOlutProtest1.png|600px]]
[[File:OsmoOlutMainAd1.png|600px]] [[File:OsmoOlutProtest1.png|600px]]

Revision as of 21:57, 15 September 2017

Osmo Olut is a relatively young Company in Stalburg. Osmo Olut produces beer, and it is advertised as the strongest in the world, by 2 times the strength.

Osmo Olut can be proven to be ludicrously strong, as it causes Mark to hallucinate severely while under the influence, in the achievement Enjoy Ice Cold Osmo Olut.

Olut means beer in Finnish.

The company has a slogan seen many places, that reads, "You know what you need"

Many people call Osmo Olut the Destroyer of Stalburg, since everyone is drunk, and no one does their job anymore, especially Robin.

There are rumours too, that the Osmo beer might be polluted by the toxic green shrooms native to Stalburg.

This is suspected because the "Shroom" Coffee (at the Mulex Copan Machine) has nearly the same effect as completing the Beer Master Achievement, which is done by drinking 5 Osmo Oluts in rapid succession.

The CEO of Osmo Olut is suspected to be corrupt, since he has a lot of political power and influence over Stalburg.

Here is an example of an advertisement for Osmo Olut, and a poster made by protesters of Osmo Olut's business practices:

OsmoOlutMainAd1.png OsmoOlutProtest1.png

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