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   | industry = Beer
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   | locations = [[skyscraper|Walter Tower]] <br /> ''(depends on ending)''
  | people = Osmo Saarinen (CEO)
   | locations = [[skyscraper|Walter Tower]]
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[[File:Osmo olut pitheath.jpg|300px|thumb|left|Osmo Olut brewery near Pitheath]]
'''Osmo Olut''' is a relatively young company in [[Stalburg]]. Osmo Olut produces beer, which is advertised as the strongest in the world. The word "olut" means "beer" in Finnish. The slogan for Osmo Olut is ''"You know what you need"''. The beer is proven to be ludicrously strong likely because of the polluted water used in it, that probably even has traces of SMV in it. There is also a rumor that states that Osmo Saarinen has ties to the local government.


'''Osmo Olut''' is a relatively young company in [[Stalburg]]. Osmo Olut produces beer, which is advertised as the strongest in the world. Their name, Olut, means "Beer" in Finnish, and their slogan is ''"You know what you need"''.
==History==
Osmo Olut was founded in 1988 by an [[Obenseuer]] local named Osmo Saarinen. It was founded because Osmo felt bad for all the unemployed homeless people that were workers in [[Stalburg Steel]] and were sent to Obenseuer against their will after Stalburg Steel collapsed in 1981 and they lost their jobs. The brewery he built in Obenseuer emoployed many of those former workers. However, in recent times Osmo became more greedy and corrupt, and he has recieved much criticism for making the beer out of polluted water and causing a massive spike in alcoholism that caused many workers in Stalburg to be drunk and not do their jobs properly.


The beer is proven to be ludicrously strong, as it causes Mark to hallucinate severely while under the influence, in the [[achievements|Achievement]] "Beer Master". This may be because of the pollution of the water used in it with green [[SMV|shrooms]], this is likely because hallucinations that Mark experiences from it are similar to him on shrooms.
==INFRA==
[[Markku Siltanen|Mark]] encounters Osmo Olut on many occasions, some of which include in [[tunnel3]] where he can drink a bottle of Osmo Olut which makes him hallucinate. The achievement "Enjoy Ice Cold Osmo Olut" is recieved for drinking the beer. Mark also encounters Osmo Olut directly in the tunnels under the [[Skyscraper|Walter Tower]], where he enters a room and is challanged to find all 5 beer bottles and drink the beer. The achievement "Beer Master" is recieved upon drinking all 5 bottles of beer. A diploma is put on a wall in Mark's house stating he has completed the challenge.


There are at least two known breweries, [https://eri.deseven.info/stalburg-map/#osmo_brewery_os first one] is in [[Open Sewer]], [https://eri.deseven.info/stalburg-map/#osmo_brewery_pitheath second one] is near [[Watertreatment|Pitheath Water Treatment Plant]].
==Trivia==
*Many people call Osmo Olut the "Destroyer of Stalburg", since everyone is drunk, and no one does their job anymore, especially [[Robin]]. The CEO of Osmo Olut is suspected to be corrupt, since he has a lot of political power and influence over [[Stalburg]].


Many people call Osmo Olut the "Destroyer of Stalburg", since everyone is drunk, and no one does their job anymore, especially [[Robin]]. The CEO of Osmo Olut is suspected to be corrupt, since he has a lot of political power and influence over [[Stalburg]].
==Gallery==
 
<gallery>
Here is an example of the advertisements for Osmo Olut, and a poster made by protesters of Osmo Olut's business practices:
Osmo olut pitheath.jpg|An Osmo Olut brewery in Pitheath
 
OsmoOlutMainAd1.png|An ad for Osmo Olut
[[File:OsmoOlutMainAd1.png|400px]] [[File:OsmoOlutProtest1.png|400px]]
OsmoOlutProtest1.png|A poster protesting Osmo Olut
</gallery>
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