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{{Company_infobox
   | title = Osmo Olut
   | title = Osmo Olut Brewing Company
  | image = Osmo Olut logo.png
   | status = Active
   | status = Active
   | motto = ''"The World's Strongest Beer"''<br>''"WORLD'S STRONGEST BEER"''<br>''"YOU KNOW WHAT YOU NEED"''<br>''"REMEMBER WHAT YOU NEED"''<br>''"DRINK AND DRIVE"''
   | motto = ''"The World's Strongest Beer"''<br>''"World's Strongest Beer"''<br>''"You Know What You Need"''<br>''"Remember What You Need"''<br>''"Drink And Drive"''
   | industry = Beer
  | founded = 1988
   | industry = Alcoholic Beverages
   | people = Osmo Saarinen (Founder and CEO)
   | people = Osmo Saarinen (Founder and CEO)
   | locations = [[skyscraper|Walter Tower]] (headquarter)<br>Pitheath Osmo Olut Brewery<br>Obenseuer Osmo Olut Brewery
   | locations = [[skyscraper|Walter Tower]] (headquarter)<br>Pitheath Osmo Olut Brewery<br>Obenseuer Osmo Olut Brewery
}}
}}


'''Osmo Olut''' is a relatively young company in [[Stalburg]]. Osmo Olut produces beer, which is advertised as the strongest in the world. The word "olut" means "beer" in Finnish. The slogan for Osmo Olut is ''"You know what you need"''. The beer is proven to be ludicrously strong likely because of the polluted water used in it, that probably even has traces of SMV in it. There is also a rumor that states that Osmo Saarinen has ties to the local government.
'''Osmo Olut Brewing Company''' is a relatively young company in [[Stalburg]], that produces the famous Osmo Olut beer, Original and Gold, and Osmo Lonkero drink, which the beer is advertised as the strongest in the world. The main slogan for Osmo Olut is ''"You know what you need"''.


==History==
==History==
Osmo Olut was founded in 1988 by an [[Obenseuer]] local named Osmo Saarinen. It was founded because Osmo felt bad for all the unemployed homeless people that were workers in [[Stalburg Steel]] and were sent to Obenseuer against their will after Stalburg Steel collapsed in 1981 and they lost their jobs. The brewery he built in Obenseuer employed many of those former workers. However, in recent times Osmo became more greedy and corrupt, and he has received much criticism for making the beer out of polluted water and causing a massive spike in alcoholism that caused many workers in Stalburg to be drunk and not do their jobs properly.
Osmo Olut was founded in 1988 by an [[Obenseuer (district)|Obenseuer]] local named Osmo Saarinen. It was founded because Osmo felt bad for all the unemployed homeless people that were workers in [[Stalburg Steel]] and were sent to Obenseuer against their will after Stalburg Steel collapsed in 1981 and they lost their jobs. The brewery he built in Obenseuer employed many of those former workers. However, in recent times Osmo became more greedy and corrupt, and he has received much criticism for making the beer out of polluted water and causing a massive spike in alcoholism that caused many workers in Stalburg to be drunk and not do their jobs properly.


==INFRA==
==INFRA==
[[Markku Siltanen|Mark]] encounters Osmo Olut on many occasions, some of which include in [[tunnel3]] where he can drink a bottle of Osmo Olut which makes him hallucinate. The achievement "Enjoy Ice Cold Osmo Olut" is received for drinking the beer. Mark also encounters Osmo Olut directly in the tunnels under the [[Skyscraper|Walter Tower]], where he enters a room and is challenged to find all 5 beer bottles and drink the beer. The achievement "Beer Master" is received upon drinking all 5 bottles of beer. A diploma is put on a wall in Mark's house stating he has completed the challenge.
[[Markku Siltanen|Mark]] encounters Osmo Olut on many occasions, some of which include in [[tunnel3]] where he can drink a bottle of Osmo Olut which makes him hallucinate. The achievement "Enjoy Ice Cold Osmo Olut" is received for drinking the beer. Mark also encounters Osmo Olut directly in the tunnels under the [[Skyscraper|Walter Tower]], where he enters a room and is challenged to find all 5 beer bottles and drink the beer. The achievement "Beer Master" is received upon drinking all 5 bottles of beer. A diploma is put on a wall in Mark's house stating he has completed the challenge.


==Trivia==
==Products==
 
{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%"
*Many people call Osmo Olut the "Destroyer of Stalburg", since everyone is drunk, and no one does their job anymore, especially [[Robin]]. The CEO of Osmo Olut is suspected to be corrupt, since he has a lot of political power and influence over [[Stalburg]];
|+Osmo Olut products
*logo of Osmo Olut appears on concept arts from [[VALTA]].
!Name
!Price
!Description
|-
|'''Osmo Olut Original''' 330 mL Can
|15 {{Coins}} (O-Market Trade Road; 2026)<br>1,00 {{Marks}} or 16 {{Coins}} (Osmo Olut vending machine; 2026)
|An aluminium can of Osmo Olut Original.
|-
|'''Osmo Olut Original''' 0,3 L Bottle
|22 {{Coins}} (O-Market Trade Road; 2026)<br>2,00 {{Marks}} or 24 {{Coins}} (Osmo Olut vending machine; 2026)<br>1,00 {{Marks}} or 4 {{Coins}} (Turnip Hill vending machine; 37,5% chance; 2016)
|A glass bottle of Osmo Olut Original.
|-
|'''Osmo Olut Original''' 500 mL Bottle
|3,00 {{Marks}} (Aziz's Hamburger & Kebab; 2016)<br>1,00 {{Marks}} or 4 {{Coins}} (Turnip Hill vending machine; 56,25% chance; 2016)
|A plastic bottle of Osmo Olut Original.
|-
|'''Osmo Olut Gold''' 0,3 L Bottle
|1,00 {{Marks}} or 4 {{Coins}} (Turnip Hill vending machine; 6,25% chance; 2016)
|A glass bottle of Osmo Olut Gold.
|-
|'''Osmo Olut Gold''' 500 mL Bottle
|
|A plastic bottle of Osmo Olut Gold.
|-
|'''Osmo Lonkero''' 330 mL Can
|15 {{Coins}} (O-Market Trade Road; 2026)
|An aluminium can of Osmo Lonkero.
|-
|'''Osmo Olut Original''' 6-pack
|
|A 6-pack of Osmo Olut Original in glass bottles.
|-
|'''Osmo Olut Original''' 23-pack
|24,00 {{Marks}} or 90 {{Coins}} (O-Market Turnip Hill; 2016)
|A 23-pack of Osmo Olut Original in glass bottles.
|-
|'''Osmo Olut Original''' 24-pack
|
|A 24-pack of Osmo Olut Original in aluminium can.
|-
|'''Osmo Olut The Video Game'''
|
|
|-
|'''Osmo Olut Minitrain Miniature'''
|
|A limited edition minitrain miniature in Osmo Olut branding.
|}


==Gallery==
==Gallery==
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File:VALTA characters2 final small2.jpg|Logo seen on t-shirt on concept art of VALTA.
File:VALTA characters2 final small2.jpg|Logo seen on t-shirt on concept art of VALTA.
File:Infra_osmo_shirt_yellow.jpg|Alternative logo used on shirt design, seen only in VALTA and [[Obenseuer]].
File:Infra_osmo_shirt_yellow.jpg|Alternative logo used on shirt design, seen only in VALTA and [[Obenseuer]].
File:Aampuja-osmo-brewing-company-poster.jpg|Promotional poster of the company seen in Obenseuer game.
</gallery>
</gallery>
==Trivia==
*The word ''olut'' is Finnish for ''beer'', while ''Lonkero'' is a name of a Finnish long drink made out of gin mixed with grapefruit soda.
*Logo of Osmo Olut appears on concept arts from [[VALTA]].

Latest revision as of 18:38, 21 July 2025

Osmo Olut Brewing Company
mapimage:Osmo Olut Brewing Company
General
Company Osmo Olut Brewing Company
Motto "The World's Strongest Beer"
"World's Strongest Beer"
"You Know What You Need"
"Remember What You Need"
"Drink And Drive"
Status Active
Founded 1988
Industry Alcoholic Beverages
Key People Osmo Saarinen (Founder and CEO)
Locations Walter Tower (headquarter)
Pitheath Osmo Olut Brewery
Obenseuer Osmo Olut Brewery

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Osmo Olut Brewing Company is a relatively young company in Stalburg, that produces the famous Osmo Olut beer, Original and Gold, and Osmo Lonkero drink, which the beer is advertised as the strongest in the world. The main slogan for Osmo Olut is "You know what you need".

History[edit | edit source]

Osmo Olut was founded in 1988 by an Obenseuer local named Osmo Saarinen. It was founded because Osmo felt bad for all the unemployed homeless people that were workers in Stalburg Steel and were sent to Obenseuer against their will after Stalburg Steel collapsed in 1981 and they lost their jobs. The brewery he built in Obenseuer employed many of those former workers. However, in recent times Osmo became more greedy and corrupt, and he has received much criticism for making the beer out of polluted water and causing a massive spike in alcoholism that caused many workers in Stalburg to be drunk and not do their jobs properly.

INFRA[edit | edit source]

Mark encounters Osmo Olut on many occasions, some of which include in tunnel3 where he can drink a bottle of Osmo Olut which makes him hallucinate. The achievement "Enjoy Ice Cold Osmo Olut" is received for drinking the beer. Mark also encounters Osmo Olut directly in the tunnels under the Walter Tower, where he enters a room and is challenged to find all 5 beer bottles and drink the beer. The achievement "Beer Master" is received upon drinking all 5 bottles of beer. A diploma is put on a wall in Mark's house stating he has completed the challenge.

Products[edit | edit source]

Osmo Olut products
Name Price Description
Osmo Olut Original 330 mL Can 15 Open Sewer Coins (O-Market Trade Road; 2026)
1,00 Marks or 16 Open Sewer Coins (Osmo Olut vending machine; 2026) 		An aluminium can of Osmo Olut Original.
Osmo Olut Original 0,3 L Bottle 22 Open Sewer Coins (O-Market Trade Road; 2026)
2,00 Marks or 24 Open Sewer Coins (Osmo Olut vending machine; 2026)
1,00 Marks or 4 Open Sewer Coins (Turnip Hill vending machine; 37,5% chance; 2016) 		A glass bottle of Osmo Olut Original.
Osmo Olut Original 500 mL Bottle 3,00 Marks (Aziz's Hamburger & Kebab; 2016)
1,00 Marks or 4 Open Sewer Coins (Turnip Hill vending machine; 56,25% chance; 2016) 		A plastic bottle of Osmo Olut Original.
Osmo Olut Gold 0,3 L Bottle 1,00 Marks or 4 Open Sewer Coins (Turnip Hill vending machine; 6,25% chance; 2016) A glass bottle of Osmo Olut Gold.
Osmo Olut Gold 500 mL Bottle A plastic bottle of Osmo Olut Gold.
Osmo Lonkero 330 mL Can 15 Open Sewer Coins (O-Market Trade Road; 2026) An aluminium can of Osmo Lonkero.
Osmo Olut Original 6-pack A 6-pack of Osmo Olut Original in glass bottles.
Osmo Olut Original 23-pack 24,00 Marks or 90 Open Sewer Coins (O-Market Turnip Hill; 2016) A 23-pack of Osmo Olut Original in glass bottles.
Osmo Olut Original 24-pack A 24-pack of Osmo Olut Original in aluminium can.
Osmo Olut The Video Game
Osmo Olut Minitrain Miniature A limited edition minitrain miniature in Osmo Olut branding.

Gallery[edit | edit source]

  • An Osmo Olut brewery in Pitheath

    An Osmo Olut brewery in Pitheath

  • An ad for Osmo Olut

    An ad for Osmo Olut

  • An unused variant of the ad with a different slogan

    An unused variant of the ad with a different slogan

  • A poster protesting Osmo Olut

    A poster protesting Osmo Olut

  • Logo seen on building on concept art of VALTA.

    Logo seen on building on concept art of VALTA.

  • Logo seen on t-shirt on concept art of VALTA.

    Logo seen on t-shirt on concept art of VALTA.

  • Alternative logo used on shirt design, seen only in VALTA and Obenseuer.

    Alternative logo used on shirt design, seen only in VALTA and Obenseuer.

  • Promotional poster of the company seen in Obenseuer game.

    Promotional poster of the company seen in Obenseuer game.

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • The word olut is Finnish for beer, while Lonkero is a name of a Finnish long drink made out of gin mixed with grapefruit soda.
  • Logo of Osmo Olut appears on concept arts from VALTA.
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